🎅 The Letter
We’ll swap this placeholder for your “’Twas the Night…” masterpiece.
’Twas the season for greetings, for joy and good cheer… and then our Christmas cards decided to become a multi-stop tour of North Dakota.
This page is the digital backup plan — a cozy little cabin on the internet where your letter can live safely, far from sorting machines, shipping labels, and the call center soundtrack.
Quick edit later: You’ll paste the final letter text right here (we can format it
like a storybook scroll).
📸 Gallery
Click a photo to view it full size.
📦 The Great Interstate Scatter
A memorial for our lost shipment — now living its best life on I-94 (allegedly).
Known facts
- Cards existed. Briefly.
- Tracking indicated “scattered on the interstate” energy.
- Somewhere between Bismarck and Jamestown, ND.
Working theories
- A rogue gust of holiday spirit.
- A sorting-machine uprising.
- One extremely festive raccoon with a side hustle.
Bismarck
Last known civilization
Last known civilization
Jamestown
Land of “maybe?”
Land of “maybe?”
(We can embed a real map later — this is the “construction paper” version.)